Juice Jam is another excuse for SU students to day drink, but some over-zealous partiers might not make it there. If you need a guided tour, humor columnist Patty Terhune's got you covered. Read more »
Humor columnist Ian McCourt downloaded greater than or equal to six dating apps and the only matches he has are with the sponsored ads. Blame it on the zodiac. Read more »
Humor columnist Patty Terhune explains what to do and what not to do when you see adults and kids on campus this weekend. Read more »
I am a millennial, and I am ruining everything. I’ve been ruining things for a while now. To be honest, it’s kind of my specialty. You name it; I’m trying to ruin it. Read more »
Ever wondered who you would draft onto your fantasy football team in real life? Humor columnist Patty Terhune tells us who would make the cut for her team. Read more »
I want to make like LinkedIn and establish connections with people I can trust and share lifelong memories with. I did not make that connection with national parks guide Richard, who promised he was going to get help and has since left me here to die in this quicksand. Read more »
Humor columnist Ian McCourt gushes about how excited he is for Prom and all the fun that comes with a new, expensive brick walkway. Read more »
Ever wondered where that pothead who lived on your freshman year floor ended up after college? Humor columnist Patty Terhune tells us where your first acquaintances at Syracuse will end up. Read more »
Did you hear about this? Humor columnist Ian McCourt did and has strong opinions on it. He believes his opinions are factually correct and the most important opinions. Read more »
Humor columnist Ian McCourt has written an encyclopedia of sunburns you may encounter to be published this summer. Here is a brief excerpt of some of the most popular tans and burns. Read more »
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo reflects on all the many life lessons, or lack thereof, that he learned in his four years at Syracuse, from girls to food to homework. Read more »
Ever wonder if the hokey-pokey really is what it’s all about? Or who’s a therapist’s therapist? Humor columnist Ian McCourt provides the answers to all of life's biggest questions. Read more »
Long before his presidential candidacy, Donald Trump was starring on the Apprentice and selling steaks at the Sharper Image. And, as humor columnist Danny Cuneo reveals, he also showed up to a few kids' birthday parties. Read more »
From Lady Gaga eating a meat dress to Peyton Manning's red forehead, humor columnist Danny Cuneo proposes some prop bets that are definitely going to happen. Read more »
The perfect speech for any wedding this summer. Read more »
