SU administration should address lack of dog enrollment
Syracuse University prides itself in being diverse; however, humor columnist Ian McCourt has taken notice of a huge lack of diversity—dog diversity. Read more »
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Advising for dummies: a collection of insider tips
Advising is a mess on this campus, says humor columnist Patty Terhune. But luckily, she has a bunch of insider tips to help you understand how advising really works. Read more »
Trump wins, America is instantly great again
When Donald Trump was elected, America immediately became great again. U.S. is now No1 in education, employment and safety. Read more »
Practical joke wins White House; prepare the bunkers
Donald Trump won the presidency, and humor columnist Patty Terhune wants to personally apologize to all muslims, women, latinos and the entire LGBTQ community on his behalf. Read more »
Advice to the future President, from a former student council president
Worried about the next president? Humor columnist Patty Terhune, a former student council president, gives her sage advice to the incoming president. Read more »
A truly American pep talk to get you through Election Day
Hello America, You’ve done a good job. You’ve put up with this election sh*t for almost two years now. Do you know how long two… Read more »
What your alcohol choice says about your vote
The election is going to be rough, but luckily humor columnist Patty Terhune has a comprehensive list of what your drink of choice says about you. Read more »
Here are the pros and cons of each presidential candidate
Election humor columnist Josh Feinblatt decided to make it simple and flesh out the pros and cons of a Hillary Clinton presidency and a Donald Trump presidency. Read more »
An official guide to avoid being sick
Getting a tickle in the back of your throat? Nose starting to run? Don't feel, humor columnist Patty Terhune is here with your official guide to avoid fully getting sick. Read more »
What the next presidency looks like from each side of the aisle
As we approach ever closer to election day, humor columnist Josh Feinblatt explains what each president's administration would be like, from the the point of view of the other's supporters. Read more »
How I'm celebrating No-Shave November
No Shave November is humor columnist Ian McCourt's favorite holiday, and he celebrates it year round, but here's what he's doing this month. Read more »
The official Family Weekend drinking game
For all you students with parents coming this weekend, this one's for you. Presenting the official drinking game for Family Weekend, as told by humor columnist Patty Terhune. Read more »
Hillary's leaked emails mainly contain coupons and office banter
Thanks to Wikileaks, election humor columnist Josh Feinblatt was able to compile some emails from Hillary Clinton's time as Secretary of State. He didn't find much. Read more »
What to be for Halloween when you realize you don't have a costume
Humor columnist Ian McCourt has the best Halloween costume ideas, and if you choose to plagiarize one of them, he expects a favor in return. Read more »
The nightmare before Family Weekend
It was the night before Halloween, and humor columnist Patty Terhune is battling with the ghosts of Halloween over whether she should go out or not. Read more »
SCOTUS Squad doesn't need another judge
Election Humor columnist Josh Feinblatt is a big fan of the Supreme Court, so he talked to them to figure out why they really don't want to add another judge. Read more »
All the poses you need for the perfect pumpkin patch Instagram
Humor columnist Ian McCourt lets us in on the secret behind the ever-popular pumpkin patch Instagrams that flood everyone's feed this time of year. Read more »
How to write an honest cover letter
Humor columnist Patty Terhune is sick of sweet-talking the hiring manager and wrote a cover letter without all the professional frills. Read more »
LA has changed humor columnist Ian McCourt
Humor columnist Ian McCourt is spending this semester abroad in Los Angeles. Needless to say, he is now a changed man. Read more »
Election humor columnist slides into Donald Trump ghosttweeter's DMs
The Daily Orange scored an interview with Donald Trump's ghosttweeter, a former employee of the 45th St. AT&T. He was recently fired from the campaign. Read more »
How to tackle that big 'thing' you have looming on your schedule
You just looked at the syllabus you found at the bottom of your backpack and noticed you have a huge “thing” due in 10 days—humor columnist Patty Terhune walks us through our breakdown. Read more »
American voters appeared to all have 'prior commitments' during the vice presidential debate
The VP debate didn’t pull in any viewers, even though 10 million people were watching the show right before it. Election Humor columnist Josh Feinblatt found out why. Read more »
It's October, and that means it's time to get ready for Christmas
It's the beginning of October, which means it's that time of the year again: Christmas. Humor columnist Ian McCourt sticks some chestnuts over a fire and tells us how to start celebrating the right way. Read more »
Comparing your 22nd birthday with your 21st
How celebrating your 22nd birthday stacks up against your 21st, as told by humor columnist Ian McCourt. Read more »
